A Bangali engineer can’t find a job so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside “Get treatments for $20- If not cured, get back $100”.
A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic…
Lawyer: ‘I have lost my sense of taste’
Bangali: ‘Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in patient’s mouth’
Lawyer: ‘Ugh… this is kerosene’
Bangali: ‘Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20’
The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money…
Lawyer: ‘I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything’
Bangali: ‘Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth’
Lawyer: (annoyed): ‘This is kerosene. You gave it to me the last time for restoring my taste’
Bangali: ‘Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20’
The furious lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.
Lawyer: ‘My eyesight has become very weak’
Bangali: ‘Well, I don’t have any medicine for that, so take this $100’
Lawyer: (staring at the note) ‘But this is $20, not $100’
Bangali: ‘Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $20’.
You can’t beat a Bangali.