Teacher: How old is your father?

Kid: He is six years.

Teacher: What? How is this possible?

Kid: He became a father only when I was born.

Logic- Children are always quick to speak their minds



Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.

Maria: Here it is.

Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?

Class: Maria



Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

John: You told me to do it without using the tables.



Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’

Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L

Teacher: No, that’s wrong.

Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.



Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

Donald: H I J K L M N O.

Teacher: What are you talking about?

Donald: Yesterday you said its H to O



Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.

Winnie: Me!



Teacher: Glenn, why do you always get so dirty?

Glenn: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.



Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘I’

Millie: I is….

Teacher: No, Millie… always say, ‘I am’…

Millie: Alright… ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet’.



Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?

Louie: Because George still had the axe in his hand…



Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

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Simon: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.



Teacher: Clyde, your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s… Did you copy his?

Clyde: No sir, it’s the same dog



Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Harold: A teacher.



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